OB/Gyn: Make an appointment

Browsing through your SnoogleMaps, you find a reputable OB/Gyn who offers medical assistance without requiring a previously scheduled meeting months in advance, though the offer only applies to any woman below the age of 20 and only as long as it's solely for the sake of receiving birth control methods and any advice related to them. Perfect!

The doctor is a professional and explains the various methods available to you. Given your immediate need, your options are slightly limited.

The birth control pill and the Nuvaring were hormonal based options. After pressuring the doctor a little bit, he reluctantly offers you a variant of the birth control pill that can take effect within four hours, rather than the typical week it would normally take before you're protected. The birth control pills will require you to take one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and another in the evening. The doctor explicitly warns you that forgetting even just one of them would allow your body to trigger its natural ovulation, at which point it would be pointless to take any more until the next cycle begins. Bummer.

Something called a Nuvaring was the other hormonal contraceptive. It would be a small, subtle ring that's inserted into the vagina. Unlike the pill you wouldn't have to bother with a routine - as soon as it's inside of you, it will take half an hour to be active and then it'll stay that way. The downside as described by the doctor was that if it's removed for more than five minutes, you would become as fertile as a bunny in mating season. Inserting the Nuvaring again afterwards would require you to thoroughly douche first, remove all semen, and avoid sexual intercourse for at least an hour for the hormones to be fully activated again.

Phew, you take a short break to clear your head. All this talk about getting pregnant was making you feel... dizzy? Nervous? Horny? You couldn't tell, but you knew for sure that you prefer having a strong male body, where the only difficult choice may be 'condom or bareback'. You apologize to the doctor for going silent and ask him to continue.

His third suggestion is to get fitted for a diaphragm, a small rubber dome that's supposed to be inserted into the vagina and around the cervix before sex, with its purpose being to prevent any nasty sperm from getting any deeper into you than strictly necessary. After a man ejaculates into you, the device needs to stay inside for at least an hour, otherwise it can't fulfill its purpose. Beyond that however, you're golden and free to enjoy having sex any way you want. In addition, the doctor kindly offered you a leaflet with instructions on how to insert it correctly.

The doctor gives you a few minutes to make a choice between a supply of birth control pills, a single Nuvaring, or a diaphragm. Given your limited funds, you can't just buy one of each and lock yourself up in a chastity belt.