Send him home

"Xavier, I'm sorry, but you can't work like this. You need to go home and not come back until you've made yourself presentable. I'll give you the outfit, and you can try it on in front of a mirror, and imagine that you're being greeted by a receptionist that looks like that, okay?"

"Uh, yeah, okay."

"Oh, and you should by a razor on your way, and shaving creme. Even if you have something at your house, the sort of thing you need for legs is very different from what men use." It was only half true, but she wanted him to have to buy feminine products like that. He nodded, and put his clothes back on, heading in the direction of the pharmacy, she was pleased to notice.