It's a cop

In the car, there's an average looking guy, maybe 40 years old. "Come on, get in."

Chris nervously climbs into the car and shuts the door.

The man drives a few blocks away to somewhere secluded, working out the business on the way. "So, what's the going rate?"

"Uh, well...." Chris isn't too sure.

"Well, you'll give me a blowjob, right."

"Yeah."

"Will fifty bucks cover it?" The client reaches the spot he's looking for and pulls over. He has a fifty dollar bill in his hand.

"Umm, sure."

"Okay, that's enough. Police officer, you're under arrest for solicitation." The officer pulls out his badge and shows it to Chris.

"It's time to take you in."

Chris puts his head in his hands and starts to cry.