Ask Mom

You go home that afternoon, promising Mark you'd text him. When you arrive, you cautiously approach your mom.

"So, mom. There's this...there's this party tonight, and--"

"You can't go," she interrupts.

"Mom, I--"

"It is going to go out way past your bedtime, _and _you still need your diapers tonight."

"But mom, it's gonna be the biggest party of the semester!"

She thinks for a minute, and finally says, "OK, you can go. On one condition."

"Yeah?" You ask excitedly.

"You go in your diaper."

It's the biggest party of the year--wear some baggy pants out the door, claim you need to use the toilet if anyone anyone asks you to dance, and this could work.

Of course, you could also just change after Mom leaves. Or don't go at all.