Mom

You turn around, to see your mother standing in the doorway to your room, holding something behind her back.

"Oh hey Mom," you say. "What's up?"

"What's it is that I came home from work to your whole room stinking of pee, John."

"Oh, yeah, I was gonna get that when I got home."

"Why was it there in the first place? You haven't wet the bed since you were 8!"

"I must have drunk to much last night, I dunno"

"Well, I won't have it happening again. It took to much work getting the smell out of the air". From behind her back she pulls out an adult diaper pack.

"Wha--?"

"Put them on, before I get mad"