Sally suggests that Elijah makes everyone on Earth orgasm for a whole WEEK

(originally posted by ScriptBoy)

Sally and Jack looked on as Elijah sat down on at the kitchen table, grinning from ear to ear as he tapped away on his iPhone.

“What’s so funny?” she wondered, as she looked over her younger cousin’s shoulder.

“Well…” the young God replied. “I’m reading all the comments on Facebook about the orgasm I gave everybody yesterday. This is so hilarious! I guess most people really enjoyed it!”

Indeed, #GlobalOrgasm was the biggest thing trending on Twitter. The tweets were just astounding, coming from students, movie stars, athletes, even the elderly!

“Maybe I should make it longer next time!” Elijah chuckled.

“Why don’t you do it like a week, but less intense?” Sally suggested.

“A week long? Remember, people got to eat and sleep and go to work! I don’t want people to die or get sick or anything!” Elijah replied.

“Well…” Sally smiled as she rubbed her arm against her cousin’s, “You’re God… You can do anything!”

Elijah turned and faced his cousin, who was looking at him with a huge grin on her face.

“What’s going on? Why are you so happy?”

“All my friends were talking about the orgasm, not to mention all my friends and their teachers at school. It was amazing! Everybody’s so happy now! They don’t believe me when I tell them that you’re the one responsible for it!” she grinned.

“Hey! If people find out I'm God then our house will be swarming with strangers all over the place. Do you want that?” Elijah whispered.

“”I already told my friends… Some of my friends already know about you… so are you gonna give us a week-long orgasm?” she grinned.

“Hmm…. Alright, it will be a very light orgasm… I don’t want anyone to get hurt…. It will start in five minutes!” Elijah stated.

“Oh! I better tell my friends!” Sally shouted as she grabbed her phone and started tweeting and texting all her friends, “My cousin Elijah is God and he says everybody around the world will orgasm for one week long starting in 5 minutes!”

The tweet went viral real quick as the clock ticked down the five minutes.

Meanwhile, as the last minute came, Elijah turned and said to Sally, “Are you ready? I want everybody in the whole world to enjoy their orgasms starting now, and the orgasms will last exactly seven days starting now. Nobody will die and nobody will get hurt! The orgasms will be light enough so that people can still continue with their lives, as they enjoy their divine orgasms. This will start… Now!”

Sally closed her eyes and moaned as a small stream of cum flowed from her vagina as Elijah looked on with a grin.

“Feels good?”

“Uhhh…. Ohh Elijah…. You truly are God!” she moaned.

Then, the doorbell rang. And Elijah opened up.

The lawn was filled with people who were all having orgasms. One guy at the door was having an orgasm, as he stared at Elijah.

“Is your name Elijah? Are you… responsible for this? Uhhhh….” The man said. “Are you… God?”

There were a hundred people on the lawn, all having orgasms…