Global Afterglow

Jack and Elijah sat down on the sofa, and made-out until dinner was ready. When it was, the whole family sat down to eat their food.

"Alright Aunt Linda," Elijah said when they were all done. "Jack and I are gonna go upstairs and fuck."

"Alright boys, have fun!" Linda said to them, and the boys headed up to Jack's room. Once they were there, Jack got on the bed, and wiggled his ass in Elijah's direction. Elijah jumped on top of Jack, and rammed his dick into his cousin's ass, willing the two of them to have powerful orgasms. Their moans were deafening as they fucked the night away.

Elijah woke up the next morning bright and early, so he gave his sleeping cousin a kiss, and then headed downstairs. He got breakfast, and then turned the news on, where he saw the two news reporters from the previous night.

"12 hours on from the global orgasm, and still no official statement from the United Nations," said the female reporter.

"However, the Pope has issued a statement, saying that this is a gift from God, and that we should thank him for his kindness," the male reporter said.

"Millions have taken to social media to discuss this unexplained phenomenon, which saw every single human being on Earth experience an orgasm, which lasted exactly one hour. Many theories have been posted, whether divine intervention, extra-terrestrial activity, or mass hypnosis. Nevertheless, the cause of this event remains unknown."

"As a result of this event, religious buildings around the world have been seeing record attendance," the male reporter said, and the screen changed to a series of shots from inside various religious buildings, where lots of naked people, blurred of course for the morning news, were seen praying, and asking him to give them more orgasms.

"Many though are issuing warnings," said the female reporter. "They say that this sudden occurrence is a sign that the end of the world may soon be upon us."

"It has also been reported that somehow, while this mass orgasm was occurring, all manned vehicles drove themselves. There are reports of motor cars parking themselves, whilst their incapacitated drivers writhed sexual ecstasy. And all planes in the skies around the world continued flying, some even landing at their intended destinations."

Elijah smiled and turned the TV off. He got his phone out, and started browsing the internet. He saw that #GlobalOrgasm was trending on Twitter, and that a lot of the early tweets for it were people tweeting things such as "What the fuck!?" and "I dunno what's happening, but it feels so good!", and the like, though people's spelling and grammar seemed to have suffered during the orgasms. Elijah also saw that there were many photos and videos posted of people experiencing the orgasms.

As he browsed the web, Elijah's cousin Sally came downstairs, still totally nude.

"Morning Sally," he said.

"Hey Elijah, what're you doing?" Sally asked, sitting down next to him.

"Just checking out how people have reacted to the orgasm I gave them all. It's the talking point of the millennium!"

"Well can you blame them? I mean, it's a pretty significant event."