The next morning

Amia woke up the next morning confused, as she couldn't feel Jen within the folds of her wings. She opened her eyes, confirming her suspicions that God was no longer cuddled up to her. The bedroom door opened, and Jen walked in carrying a breakfast tray, still nude from the night before.

"Good morning Amia," Jen said cheerfully.

"Jen? What are you doing?" Amia asked, confused.

"Bringing you breakfast of course," Jen replied.

"But this isn't right. You're God, and I'm an angel. I should be serving you."

"Oh lighten up," Jen said. She pointed a finger at Amia, causing the angel to shudder in a powerful orgasm. "I'm God, and I say it's alright for you to relax ever once in a while."

Jen sat down next to Amia, and the two of them started eating.

"Thank you Jen," Amia said. "You have been God less than a day, and already you're one of my favourites."

"Now Amia, thou shalt not flatter the Lord thy God," Jen said.

"You know God didn't even give Moses the commandments, he made me do it? Seriously, most of the times 'God' appears in the Bible it's actually me or another archangel. Burning bush? Gabriel. Commandments? Me. Abraham? Me. Noah? An novel written around the time the Bible was that got mixed in with the papers, and got put into Earth's best selling book by mistake."

"Seriously?"

"Oh yes Jen, the God back then wasn't very social. He didn't like talking to mortals, so he got us to do it. I think the last one to whom he spoke personally before your predecessor was Jesus, after demanding an audience with him to complain about the little joke we pulled on him."

"Joke?"

"Telling him that he was the Messiah. His reaction when we told him was priceless; My God, my God, why have you forsaken me!?"

"So most of the Bible is wrong?" Jen asked.

"Yes, or taken out of context," Amia replied. "I'll admit, I laughed a bit at how bad it was when I first read it." Jen smiled, and kisses her angel on the cheek.

"So what do you want to do now?" she asked.

"Well Jen, as your personal assistant, I shall be happy to personally assist you at whatever you wish to do," Amia replied, kissing Jen back.