Tell the Truth

"It's, uh... Shaggy's..." I tried to be subtle.

"Is this Shaggy's semen!?" She yelled.

"Uh, yeah, sorry." I said.

"You gave Shaggy a blowjob for his t-shirt!?" She yelled again.

"Yeah, could you keep you voice down?" I asked.

"And I gave you my sweater for nothing. Dang." She said, "And then you ruined it."

"I'm sorry, Velma, I'll make it up to you. Whatever you want." I said.