Lottery Times Three

You hike the stupid P.R. style grin a little higher and spray more of the cheap champagne provided over the heads of the waiting journalists and photographers as they fire questions and photographs off at you.

Behind you the trio of bikini clad models grin just as stupidly, but far more convincingly as they hold the giant copies of your winning cheques up. These three are your only contribution to this afternoon's activities and it was only when Camelot promised that Tara King, Rebekah, and Jakki Degg would be there that you agreed to go public about your winnings.

In spite of the girls though you are beginning to regret it. Answering the "Will this money change you?" twenty times over and being posed next to stupid executives was getting on your nerves.

But eventually this silly P.R. stunt finishes and after shaking hands with half of the Camelot Management and sneaking a couple of quick kisses from the models, the press loved that picture, you get your hands on the prized cheque. In total you have won over £37 million pounds, £37,014,231.78 to be exact and now it is time to spend it.