Meghan Trainor

While other people were making a beeline for the more eye-catching Hollywood types, singers included, you settle on someone who manages to look familiar to you without managing to also draw a crowd.

"That looks like Meghan Trainor," you tell yourself as you approach her, the closer you get the more she continues to resemble one of the biggest new names in pop music.

"Definitely her," you tell yourself as move even closer, trying to get up the nerve to talk to her as you check out her ass in the black dress she is wearing.

"I would love to get into that ass tonight. Not as much as I'd like to pop her cherry, though," you tell yourself as you call out out to her, hoping she will answer you and give you the time of day.

"What?? Oh hey. Don't think I was trying to avoid you. It's kind of hard to hear in here because of all the noise," she tells you as she gives you a flirtatious smile and motions to the drink stand, giving you an idea.

But you weren't sure it was exactly what you needed to do yet, so for the first of what you were sure would be many times tonight, you struggle with your conscience.