⚅⚃ = 10.

On a 10+, choose male or female.

Your dreams are of performing great magical rituals, tracing circles and sigils of summoning to bring mighty magical beasts to do your bidding, digging tunnels through mountains, plowing furrows through rounded grassy hillslopes, and erecting a grand turret-topped tower to look down upon your wizardly domain. You grip your wand in excitement as you prepare to cast the spell that will give life to your ideal lover. Holding it low, you project a beam of magic into the artfully carved reclining statue that represents everything you desire of beauty in form. She rolls over toward you.

You wake to a faceful of shaggy dark-blonde hair and a moist, not-unpleasant waft of Susan Quaffle's morning breath. You're gripping your long, thick, stiff erection. You brush your face with the other hand, feeling a more robust jawline and the scritch of stubble under your fingertips.

You tilt your chin up and kiss Susan. She sighs, breaks the kiss, mumbles, and blinks her eyes. "Oh, Poesy," she says. Her nose wrinkles and she laughs. "You smell like a man this morning, I'd say." She leans in for another kiss, sloppy in what seems Susan's natural style. You feel her fingertips questing for your manhood, then dancing along its length. "Well, well, well," she says. "I suppose we'd best make use of this."

"Yes, Prefect," you say.

Susan giggles. "Oh, stop. You sound like one of those Minervals with their master and servant nonsense."

"Yes, Prefect."

"Arrrr, Poesy!" Susan says. She presses her mouth to yours, defeating any further verbal wit.

Roll +DILIGENCE (+2) to Have Sex with Susan.

⚄⚀ + 2 = 8.

When you HAVE SEX with Susan Quaffle, on a 7-9, choose one and also apply STAMINA.

• You have a pretty good time.
• Your sex has magical or psychic ripple effects. Describe a conspicuous disruptive
  effect over the area. Gain +1 XP. Next: GET OUT OF TROUBLE.
• Your sex triggers magical backfire. Gain +1 XP and describe a scene where
  you and your partner(s) suffer the effects of accidentally triggered spells.
• Your sex attracts hostile forces, monsters, or enemies of Boarbristle. Gain +1 XP and describe the lurking threat. Next: GET OUT OF DANGER.
• You have a rocking good time to mutual exhaustion. Gain +1 XP. Take a CONSEQUENCE (or use STAMINA to avoid it).

You currently have 3 XP.