What was that? I was turning on the PS4. That Mass isn't going to Effect itself!

What are you...are you serious here?

Ohhh, ok, I get it. Listen, you're a little confused. This isn't a visual novel or anything like that. This isn't a game with achievements or secret endings. I like those as well, but this is just a choose your own adventure story. There's no Bad Ending to find, no Easter Eggs. You're not going to keep going down the bad route and find some terrible ending where you end up being beheaded on a boat or trapped on a cruise ship or anything like that. All you can possibly find on any of these routes is a sexy encounter. My job is to just keep coming up with ridiculous ways you could get laid. It's...it's not the most fulfilling of careers, I'll grant you, but it's something.

So go ahead and turn that PS4 on. Because buddy, I can just do this.

As Kenny turned on the PS4, there was a sudden spark. The fuse burst, and the entire rooms lights all turned off. Kenny looked confused at the sudden, inexplicable situation. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and it opened to reveal the electrician, but it wasn't the type of electrician Kenny expected to see. She was a gorgeous bombshell of a woman, with a huge rack and thick hips, sporting a cut off brown button shirt that could barely restrain her tits. She was wearing a set of brown hot pants that seemed ready to come off in an instant, and Kenny could spy the sight of a thong line underneath. She wore red lipstick and had a perfect pout to her lips, with dark, lusty eyes, staring straight at Kenny. "The building has had a blackout...everyone else has already evacuated. The only ones left in here are you, me...", her eyes looked downwards, and went wide at the sight of Kenny's bursting, twelve inch, pussy-wrecking cockshaft sticking proudly in the air. "...and that bulging, perfect monster cock..." She licked her lips hungrily.

You don't want to find a sex scene? Fine with me. I just brought one to you! Enjoy!