Leap out of the window.

WHAT? NO! WHY WOULD...WHY IS THIS EVEN AN OPTION!?

Did you come to this story not expecting things like this? It's called "The Monster Cock Nerd", what the hell did you think you were going to read? A story about a poor man's struggle with a giant, dorky chicken? Now you're just falling out of a freaking window, and spoiler warning, there's no damn floor to hit. Did you ever hear how many stories the building had? No, dumbass, because I didn't write that in. It was never meant to be an issue, but now that you've done this, I have to quickly write in how many freaking stories you're falling down or you'll just be falling forever. What the hell do I....

...ok, no, I've got this. I am a professional, and I can do this.

As Kenny fell to his stupid ****, the heavens parted, and an unknown figure shot down towards him quickly. Before he could blink, he was in the arms of what could only be described as an angel. She wore bronze armour over her breast and legs, and had a set of beautiful, glowing wings. Her hair flowed down to her knees in a beautiful braided pattern, and her face had the gentle, gorgeous smile of a Goddess upon her soft, pink lips. She held Kenny close, flying within the breeze, and began to carry him away.

There! Saved! Now, will you PLEASE fuck the Valkyrie?