She does

You both lock hands again, but this time you know that you are made to submit to women. Your hard cock is a testimony to that. You fall to your knees.

You start kissing her thighs, offering your submission. She knees you in your face.

She: Who gave you the permission to kiss my legs.

You're lying on the floor. She kicks you in the balls.

Suddenly your phone rings. She walks to the couch, and picks up the phone. On the screen it shows "Honey".

She: I think its your girlfriend, honey.

You are scared as fuck. "Please don't pick it up" you cry