Catholic School Blues

You sigh. Another day at St. Maple's School. You're 18 and wearing the typical uniform, complete with the rule-following hairdo; All the usual. If not for these crazy clothes, your figure would make the right classmates drop dead... And probably a few of the wrong ones, too. Everything is going for you.

You carry your books on your way to the next class, but decide to stop in the bathroom first. You walk quickly, and then slip into the bathroom. Just before entering, you hear a voice coming from the bathroom. "Hey, John," it calls.