Bill goes to his chemistry set

Bill was always a bit of a cook in the science department. He had managed to cure acne and zits, but sadly at the same time he accidently infected himself with **** resistant acne. It was a sad day in the lab when he made that discovery.

A bit of genetic manipulation allowed him to create tonics that would instantly change a person's hair color. Anti aging creams and salves were also a bit of a hobby.

Sadly he was **** to stick to testing on mice when his parents found their Golden Retriever was now a Poodle. It didn't stop Bill from experimenting around in secret.

He had a stock of various concoctions that would help him get his dream girl.