The Issue Won't Be Skirted

"My...my skirt!! Gimme, gimme!"

"But, it's ripped."

"I don't care, I've got to cover, quick!"

"Cute undies, but does Big Bird really go with a garter belt and girdle?"

"Shut up, and give me that skirt!" She reached up and lept for it, snatching more toilet paper, rather than the skirt. Lauren was now completely topless, her milky chest exposed to the afternoon air!

"You dummy, look what you did! Now I have to keep your skirt to cover up!"

"Please, people can see my underwear!"

"They can see my tits!"

"There's not much to see! Give me skirt!"

"Fuck you, squirt, come and get it!"

Lauren had tucked it around her chest like a towel and widened her barefooted stance against the office woman.