Heaven

You hold up both tickets in front of your stupid face. Heaven or Earth... Your brow furrows, in part from the difficulty of reading in general and in part due to the challenging decision facing you.

Your eyes stray to the blue Heaven ticket. Although the descriptions of heaven you´d heard during your lifetime all sounded kinda gay (all harps and flowers and shit) you figure that maybe this might a cool "72 Virgins" sort of heaven, full of hot babes like Kristi. You grab the blue scrap off the **** Kristi´s amble chest and set out through the door.

On the other side you find... A wall. A wall of grey rock so high, that its upper reaches disappear into the blue haze above and so long that you see no end in sight. Far, faaaar off in the distance you spy some sort of protrusion that might be a gate.

Grumbling at not simply being warped into heaven directly, you set out towards the gate. It´s going to be a long walk...