Aim low

Jonathon pauses and then says, "Why don't we start in the basement and work our way up?"

Steve fires back. "That your life philosophy? Best to start in the attic and work down."

"Easy boys why don't we flip a coin? Heads basement, tails attic?"

You flip a coin. You peak under your hand. "Heads, boys. Basement it is."

You start down the cobblestone stairs into the basement wiggling your ass to remind the guys why they are here. They follow. As you near the bottom you shiver. It is a bit chilly down here.

You look at the exhibits. You want to find one quickly to avoid further fighting. Dracula's brides doesn't suit you. You see a fresco of sex on the wall. The dungeon of the Succubi. Maybe that will please everyone.