Monsters are attacking!

New Quest: Resist the Monster Invasion!

Wish-bitch: ...Can I just wish that the monsters are gone?

Sarah: Oh, shit. Uh, no! The monsters are resistant to your genie magic.

Wish-bitch: You really don't ever think these things through, do you?

Sarah: You're pushing it.

Wish-bitch: So anyway, how am I supposed to go beat up monsters? This body's not in the best shape.

Sarah: That's why you've gotta go find a champion! Find someone you can play support to. But hurry! The monsters are gonna be coming soon!

You sigh and sneak your way out of the store, avoiding any more attention from the sexually satiated customers. On the street, you look around to find someone suitable to fight monsters, and you see coming down the street one of your friends from high school, Damien. Perfect, you're pretty sure he lifted while you knew him. He's probably the best you'll get.

"Hey, Damien! I need your help!" you say, running up to him.

He turns around and his eyes bug out of his head. Oh, right, you forgot. And you were just getting on your stepsister for not thinking things through.

"Who the hell are you?" he asks, looking up and down your body, probably not just at your outfit. There's no way you can tell him who you really are, you don't want him knowing it's you in this body. And if you tried to tell him what was really going on your sister would probably make you have sex with more people or something.

"I'm, uh, I'm a genie! Duh, can't you see the outfit?"

"Like... you grant wishes?"

"What kind of genie would I be if I couldn't?"

"Wait, how do you know my name?"

"Because... you're the chosen one, Damien! You've gotta save the world from monsters and stuff."

"Monsters?"

"Yep, they're coming. So wish yourself up some weapons or powers or something and beat them up."

"... Okay, wait, I'm still hung up on the genie part. Are the bunny ears part of your costume?"

You lift your hand over your head and pull down in front of your eyes a big puffy rabbit ear. "Yep. Part of the costume. Not real."

"What's your name?"

"Well, what else would it be? Jeannie."

"I guess it figures. Okay, so I've gotta wish up a way to beat these monsters?"

"Yep. Just for you. Because you're the chosen one."

"Right. Well..."