Meeting Kim Kardashian

I walk over to where Kim is sitting and give her a smile as I approach, but Kim just stares back at me with an empty look in her face, so eventually I find myself standing in front of her with my hand stretched out to introduce myself, and Kim just starring at it.

I am starting to feel a bit awkward, but then I hear the woman that is sitting next to her say:

"I'm sorry, but all the surgeries I've made her have to be the 'perfect sex object' has completely wiped out the little intelligence she started with."

I look down next to Kim, and I recognise her mom sitting there, so I give her a smile and we shake hands, then she says:

"Kim, great the gentleman like I taught you."

Kim closes her eyes and opens her mouth wide. Her mom gives her an annoyed look and says:

"No, remember I taught you that is how you great rich boy friends, not how you introduce herself."

Kim looks at her mom with a confused look in her eyes, but does not close her mouth.

Her mom sits there starring at her for a while, then says:

"Matt, we have a small problem that I was hoping you could help us with."