Take a swim.

For whatever reason of all the possible options of what to do when you meet a well known person eating humanoid monster from fantasy and myth in person, the only thing that you can do is simply say, “Hi.”

They all look stunned and confused. One of the largest, easily seven feet tall, and built like a brick shit house, clearly over three hundred pounds, walks up to you, drawing his spike headed mace as he does, “What are you doing here girl?”

“Um, I was going to go for a swim. Do you mind?” You say with a finger over your mouth as if to hide behind it.

He is clearly surprised at your answer, though you can't imagine what he thought you would say. He reaches out and runs his finger across your forehead pushing your wispy bangs aside as he does. “Oh, sure go right ahead.” He points his mace at the pool, right past the camp of all his guys.

“Oh, thanks.”

You get one step toward the pool before he reaches out and grabs your belongings by the strap that you are carrying. “Don't worry about these, I will watch them for you.”

It seems silly really, but you are pretty sure you couldn't fight all of them anyway, so you just let go and say, “Thanks.” You make your way to the water and walk down into the pool. As you do you turn back to see another of the creatures with him and they are going through your packs searching everything. You are pretty sure you hear one of them say something about not finding any gold, and they certainly don't seem to care much for what you have, well other than the weapons that is. You watch as they divide up the spoils, two of them each take a dagger, another takes the bow and arrows, and the rest of the mundane gear quickly vanishes into other ones packs. When it is all done it would seem that four of them didn't get anything and yet they seem the happiest of all. They stroll over to the edge of the pool you are swimming in and begin to get undressed. “The water is great.” You call over to them from the middle of the pool. The first one's pants hit the ground and you see his foot long big fat greenish cock spring to attention. “Oh. I think they are going to fuck me.” You whisper to yourself. But as you say it, you begin to get the sinking feeling that they are going to come out and gobble you up. Their grins seem rather menacing.