Stay

I think that staying at 16 is the best idea, so I don't take another card, and neither does Millie.

Millie puts her cards on the table, she has a 3 and two 7s. I put my cards on the table next to hers, and she smiles and says:

"Lose the pants, mister."

I stand up and slowly slide my pants off. I got the beginnings of a boner growing in my boxer shorts, and it is clearly visible, but Millie just looks at it and nods appreciatively. I sit down and deal the cards again, and I get an Ace and a nine.

I don't take an additional card, and neither does Millie. Millie puts her cards down, a queen and an eight. I put my Ace and nine on the table.

Millie looks at the cards, then asks me:

"My blouse or my jeans?"