Wifey of "Wifey's World"

All the lights are pointing towards an area covered by a curtain, then out from behind the curtain a leg appears, then the rest of "wifey" comes out.

She is in a black top hat, red bow tie, only her nipples are covered with stars except that her breasts are naked, and she is wearing tiny leather pants, black stockings, and black high heel shoes. She beams an enormous smile at the crowd, then shouts:

"Hello everyone!"

The crowd shouts back:

"Hello 'wifey'!"

Wifey stops walking, puts her hand to her ear, then says:

"What? I can't hear you."

The crowd shouts back even louder:

"Hello wifey!"

"Now that's better!" Wifey says and struts into the middle of the room and half sits on a bar stool that has been placed in the middle of the room.

"Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a full program for you tonight, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!"

The crowd launches into a very loud applause.

Wifey gets up from her chair, starts walking towards the curtain, then stops, turns around and looks at the crowd and says:

"Am I forgetting something?"

The crowd shouts back:

"Yes!"

"What, is there something you want to see me do?" Wifey asks, play acting that she is confused.

"Suck cock!" A lone voice shouts from the audience, and a bit of laughter erupts from the crowd.

"But I did that last week?" Wifey says into the microphone.

The crowd does not respond. Wifey walks over to a large bowl, and shuffles her hand around in it, then pulls out a piece of paper.

She looks at it quietly for a moment, then turns towards the crowd, pauses a bit for added tension, then says:

"Looker number 217!"

I look down at my key, and see that is my number. Millie notices it too, grabs the key from me, raises it in the air and shouts:

"Over here!"