Selena Gomez

Now that she was free from Canada's biggest, douchiest, waste of a human being, Selena Gomez was eager to take advantage of the opportunity afforded her by this contest.

She would never identify herself as a slut, but she had often told herself she wouldn't be afraid to do whatever it took to win the adulation of her fans, and in this case, the Favorite Female Artist and Favorite Female Pop Artist awards.

So Selena was one of the first ones to take part in the program, and the person she decided to settle on calling was you.

And you were floored, to put it mildly, to see an e-mail from Miss Gomez herself when you opened your inbox one day.

"HOLY FUCK. I guess this contest wasn't a sham, after all," you told yourself as you stared at the e-mail from one of the sexiest stars in the world and struggled with what to send back.

"Selena, this is John. Please contact me at this number if you're really serious about this contest," you send back to her in an e-mail, never expecting to hear from her again, let alone to have her do whatever it took for her to earn your vote.