You Go For Pizza

You sit at the table marveling as Ami manages to wolf down an entire large pizza without missing a beat. She’s really thin too. Does everything she eats just end up in her ass and tits? You wonder. For now you’re ignoring the possibility that she might already be eating for two.

“Oh my god, this pizza is so good.” A string of melted cheese hung from her lips until she slurped it up. Basically zero manners. “How did I not know about this place!?”

“Well, are you new to the school?” You ask, pushing the stack of napkins her way. She pretty much dives into it before leaning back up to grab the last slice of the obliterated pizza.

“Uh huh, I’m just a freshman.” she said in a sing song voice, slurping down the last slice. “Making my way up in the world. Mmhm”

“Well I’m also new,” you laugh, reaching over the table to give her a light slap on the that back of the head. “So that’s no excuse.”

“Ow” she smiled at you. “What’s your favorite movie, Matt?”

“Uh…” What you really meant is “Uh Oh” but you don’t say that out loud. You’re actually a bit of a movie buff, but she’ll definitely think you’re some pretentious piece of shit if you say that out loud.

“You don’t knowwwwww?” Her hands clasped together into a prayer. God, she was so cute. “Oh come on. Please tell me. Pleaseeee?”

You stand up and walk towards the counter to grab more napkins. A certain someone had used all of them. Ami used the opportunity to cheese-ify herself. When you sit down, she returns to her pleading position. Damnit, you’d tried to escape it. Now you have to answer.

“Sorry, it’s just not a question I get asked alot,” You say, hoping she buys that lame fake answer. She’s a tad...innocent. She’ll buy it. You hope.

“No way? No way!” She exclaims, but doesn’t seem to sarcastic at all. She’s as innocent as a puppy. “No one asks you what movies you like?”

“Well what about you?” You dodge. Her eyes unfocus in thought for a moment and she taps a finger against her white fluffy cheek.