You Try, But It's Not Her Number.

You decide to call her. Maybe you can turn your good deed into a coffee date. You dial and wait several moments while the phone rings. No one picks up though, and the answering machine asks you to leave a message.

“Uh, hi this is Adam. We haven’t met, but I found your backpack. Uh, give me a call and we’ll figure out a place to meet up. Bye.”

You’ve only just set down the phone when it chirps, alerting you to a received text. It reads:

“Hi Adam."

"You’ve stumbled upon the opportunity of a lifetime. The key in your possession is for a very special chastity belt. The belt is currently being worn by one Kim Yun-Seung. Poor Kim has been locked up for 14 days now. Our damsel in distress will be in the medieval history section of the university library for the next 30 minutes, and I’m sure she’s love for you to come rescue her. If you want to play, just show up. The clock is ticking.”

You don’t know what to make of all this. Several possible scenarios run through your mind, but they all seem fishy at best. One detail that bothers you is, if she had the key in the backpack, why wouldn’t she just free herself? Maybe this is some kind of kinky game she likes to play? Or maybe this is some reality TV ruse to draw out perverts? The possibility of sinister organizations locking up co-eds in chastity belts seems unlikely to you.