You Pick The Hippie

You stare at the page blankly. If you were a good person, you'd report this to the police. Between the letter and this, you certainly have evidence that someone is sending you weird and likely illegal shit. Maybe they could run a finger print scan of it.

You look back down at the paper. You know, whatever this is, you're willing to bet it's sexual. Your biggest crush is still the asian girl, but the green haired girl has fund her way into your fantasies on more then one occasion. She's got a vibe to her that she's very picky about who she sleeps with, but that if she fucked you she could fuck your brains out. It's no wonder that she always seems to be in a relationship. Almost without thinking you circle her picture on the paper.

Oh well. Now that you've circled it, you might as well send it out. You take an envelope and seal the paper into it. The next time you leave your apartment, you leave it in the mailbox in the lobby.