Who gets Red as a girlfriend?
They'll have to have a contest...
"They'll have to have a contest," said Red.
"That makes sense," said his mother, "but what contest?"
"I'm the woman, right?" asked Red.
Both men nodded.
"Then I get to set the contest."
Both men nodded again.
"The contest is..." said Red "it is..."
What was the contest?
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