The cop car approaches them

"STOP RIGHT THERE LADIES!" the startled starlets hear from behind them as the cop car comes up next to them and looks them over, the two cops inside of it, Wilbur and James, a little confused, since the girls they mistook for prostitutes appear to be famous celebrities.

"Can...we...help...you...officers?" Carrie asks them as she sees the two cops openly leering at them and suddenly starts to get a little uncomfortable, Miranda feeling the same way.

"You ladies weren't looking for some action tonight, by any chance, were you?" James asks Miranda as the girls start to plead their cases with them.

"Do we look like prostitutes...oh crap..." Miranda says, the last part to herself as she realizes that Carrie was right all along about the way they looked.

"This is Officer Wilbur and I'm Officer James," the cop tells her, not giving them their first names since they were both pretty sure they would be using and abusing these rich country sluts all night and didn't want to make it to easy to be identified by them, "and yes, that's what we thought at first. Now that we see we have a couple of big stars here, though, I'm not so sure that's not what you were doing all along."

"Spread 'em," Wilbur tells Carrie as he roughly pushes her against the car, with James doing the same to Miranda, both officers' hands eventually starting to violate the tight bodies of the country starts in front of them.