Michelle McCool

There are probably some girls that are more off-limits than others, and Michelle McCool, the hot, long-legged blonde and former Diva who is now married to the legendary Undertaker, would have to be considered one of them.

But when you see her walking into your hotel lobby with the so-called "Dead Man" in tow, you were still pretty sure you were going to take a shot at getting some of her pussy, since she had always been one of your favorite Divas and all.

Fortunately, she sent him to go put their bags away while she signed in, and it didn't take too long before you were engaged in a conversation with her.

"Michelle...hi...the name's John, good to see you in my hotel," you tell her as she starts to sign in, crossing her name off the list as you continue to keep the conversation going with her, trying not to notice how tight her black shirt and her blue jeans were on her.

"So...I suppose the old man is going to be gone a lot to go work on his match with Brock, right?" you ask her as she gives you a warm smile, referring to her husband's upcoming match with Brock Lesnar at the event.

"Actually, yes, I'll probably be lucky if I see Mark much at all until Sunday," she tells you, referring to him by his real name, which you figure gives you an opening to see if you can get anywhere with her.

"Listen Michelle, I've always been a big fan of yours, so if you want to hang out some up in your room while your husband's gone..." you start in on her, hoping that things will continue to progress in a way that will be beneficial for you.

"If you're asking me that as a way to try and get somewhere with me, than you should already know the answer John," she warns you, telling you it probably wouldn't be in your best interest to cross her husband.