Yeah, I could use a boost...

OK, this will be alright, look what it did to old Maebel! You tell yourself this will be awesome.

Tom asks what you want. “ Let me get a buffer physique, a bigger wang, but not like, THAT big” you wave your hand towards Tom’s new member. “ Make my eyes like, crystal blue, the kind that stops the ladies in their tracks, and general increased fitness, is that possible?” Tom chuckles and points to the screen of his computer. “Definitely my man, you are getting the total package, don’t expect to get sick until you’re a hundred and ten or so.” I laugh and roll up m sleeves as he calmly programs the machine, humming to himself.

The Machine is thrumming behind you, and your DNA is changing, you can feel it. After the numbness dies down, you feel a strange yet powerful energy! You can’t believe this is happening, from your hair to your toes are pulsing with energy, you do feel like a superman! After another 45 minutes, you hear the machine switch off, Tom removes the tubes, grinning madly. “How do you feel?” he asks. You tell him that you’re shaky yet feeling good overall. You don’t notice any changes. Tom tells you it takes 4-10 hours for them to really kick in.

Tom is smiling and cleaning up, looking over the reports the machine made about your DNA. “ohh shit...” tom says suddenly frowning. “WHAT?!” you ask understandably concerned. “I forgot something, that's all” he wipes his brow. “what was it!” you demand, you’re having trouble standing, and feeling panicky. “its not too bad, I don’t think, I left the machine calibrated for two X chromosomes instead of switching back to X Y after aunt Maeble’s treatment. I don’t think we even touched them, ohh wait, yes we did, shoot.” with a serious look on his face, Tom swabs your cheek and injects the sample in another machine.

“Ok, man, it looks like you do have it...” you look at him expectantly. “you’re biologically female now.” he winced, and said “Look I can fix this, roll your sleeves back up, I’ll set it right.” you swat the back of his head lightly and sit back down.

Just then the professor bursts into the room with reporters in tow. “ladies and gentlemen, I present. CRISPR 2.0! this device is a miracle of modern sc...” Then the Prof noticed you sitting in the chair and Tom standing behind you. “This is Tom McNulty, my Star pupil” he said “but Tom, why are you here?”

Tom gulps and tells the professor that he was just showing his old pal the equipment and that we were just on out way out. You hastily made a break for the exit and into the street below.

Once you were a safe distance away, you really let Tom have it. His stupid plans have gotten you mixed up DNA, and since it was now female DNA, what did that mean for your future.?! ,Tom tries to calm you down and promises that tomorrow we can get it all straightened out. He implores you to come back to his place, so he can monitor you for any oddities that may arise.