Blowjob Heaven is a place on Earth

David grabbed the red ticket, wanting to avoid touching any of the semen or phlegm keeping the blue ticket stuck to Kristi. He pulled up his sweatpants and stepped over the **** girl.
The glowing white door was warm to the touch as he swung it open. Blinding light greeted him from the other side and he felt himself pulled in...

And pushed out of the hallway closet of his apartment. He turned around surprised. Maybe this was all some crazy hallucination...
David saw his boring old closet, but on the other side, the white door was still wide open and Kristi was still laying there **** and covered in cum.
"Cool." David shrugged. He stuffed the red ticket into his pocket and left his apartment, excited to see what Blowjob Heaven had to offer. He was underwhelmed at how much "Heaven" looked just like his boring old neighborhood, but nevertheless he was still excited to get blowjobs from any woman he desired. In fact, there was his big titted goth neighbor Beth who lived in the apartment beneath him that he beat off to on a regular basis or Valerie, his former coworker (who was actually responsible for getting him fired) who slept around with everyone but David. He had heard stories that Valerie's blowjobs were incredible and had always wanted to experience it for himself and now he could. Standing outside of his 3rd story apartment, David's overtaxed brain began to hurt as it was faced another decision.