Confront your penis directly

Deciding to confront the threat your penis poses directly, you stand your ground, searching for any sign of where it may be.

Suddenly, your penis lunges from the top of one of the bathroom stalls, striking you right in the face and knocking you to the ground.

The abnormally long shaft wraps itself around your neck, leaving you gasping for breath as it chokes you. The moment you open your mouth, the tip of you penis lunges forward, shoving itself between your lips and into your mouth.

Grabbing hold of your balls, you pull hard, yanking your penis from your throat and throwing it roughly across the room away from yourself.