Go out

You grin to yourself and stop fondling your rod, leaving it half erect. You pull out your jeans and a jumper before grabbing your wallet, phone and tube card.

After leaving the tube and a short walk later, you see a sign marked "Soho" and follow it. Soon, you find yourself walking down a thin street with large, brightly illuminated adult cinemas either side. You scope out the fronts of the cinemas that seem to offer everything that a person could want.

You head down to the bank to get some cash and then walk back up the street. One cinema in particular catches your eye and you decide to go in. Luckily, another person enters in front of you, meaning you can see what he is doing and try to hide your nervousness. The man in front of you is a new member and writes his details on a piece of paper before being given a membership card and charged £14.

He heads downstairs and soon you take his place. Giving a fake address and name, you pay your £14 and try not to look too fake. The person on the other side of the glass looks like he wouldn't care if you said you were George Bush and gives you a rule card. Nodding and thanking him, you follow the man downstairs and through a door to a darkened room.

Taking a seat in the middle of the screen, you see with some disappointment you are watching a straight porn movie, with obvious audio reworking. As the groans fail to match up with the faces you begin to think this was a bad idea. Looking across, you see a black man watching the film, his hand resting in his lap. You see him watching you and he slowly moves his hand away, leaving a large black cock on show.

At that point, the door to the cinema opens and a bald man with a profound look of disgust on his face comes in and stares around the screen. Unluckily, one man pulls his head up from the lap of another at that exact point and is led out of the cinema. You look at your ticket in the darkness and see, at the bottom, "No behaviour likely to cause distress to others will be tolerated". You look over to your black friend - his hand is back covering his cock again and is looking like nothing has happened.

As the bald man closes the door again, the black man uncovers his cock.