First of the class

Here you are, sitting at the Kale state homecoming reading a book on a bench while watching all the women march on by. Youve never been with a woman. Who would want to be with you, standing 6 foot tall. You are very chubby, with dark hair and eyes and pale skin. Though you grew up in a middle class family and try and dress in style. The only thing you really want is not to have the greatest grades like you have always strived for. Its to finally get laid.