Taylor Swift

It seems that those rumors you've always heard about Taylor not being as sweet and innocent as she claims might be true, based on the amount of drinking she's doing tonight.

But as would seem to be typical for her, she's flirting with a lot of guys tonight, only to leave them unsatisfied at the end of the night.

But that's not gonna stop you from hitting on her tonight, though.

"Please don't let this end in a song about me," you tell yourself as you approach Taylor.