But editing takes its toll

Then the scene cut to the credits, which were smushed over for TCM to advertise other shows. Which was a shame, as it appeared the rest of the attendees had started stripping off an what looked like a huge orgy was ruined by being smushed down to a quarter of the screen.

Matt flipped back to comedy central. JD and Elliot were in bed together; clearly an early episode of Scrubs. Elliot whispered something to JD, and then the angle changed to looking up at her as she swung herself over him. She pulled off her bra, while he pulled down his pants to let his hard cock stand up proudly, to her obvious appreciation, and then there were a bunch of rapid cuts: The two of them kissing, JD ripping off her underwear, Elliot fisting his dick, the pair 69ing, JD doing her doggy style from behind, his dick thrusting up into her cunt from below, her howling in pleasure ... White flash and the pair were lying in bed again.

"Now that would be something," JD mused. Another white flash showed JD thrusting into Elliot missionary style, with the lights 'off' (although this being TV it was just dark, not impossible to see). She was moaning, but not much was visible. The scene cut back again.

"Well, Dr. Dorian, you have me. You finally have me," said Elliot, cuddling up to him, still impaled on his dick.

JD did a double take. "Oh My god, I don't want her!!" he thought.

The show cut to credits, but by this time Matt had had enough and had run off to the bathroom to beat off. The TV remained on as the opener to "That 70s Show" began to play...