Your present

"Well I realised that I never actually gave you a present for your birthday." She says.

"Well I think all that on the bike was my present." You say.

"No I asked you to do that, there is a difference. So here is your present." She then smiles and pulls something from her back. Its a pair of handcuffs. She puts one handcuff on and then puts her arm around a poll hanging from the ceiling and puts the other handcuff on.

"So as you can see John I am unable to move, so you can come over hear and do whatever you like to me." She bites her bottom lip and then says. "Happy Birthday."