Establishing contact

With the note from Dr. Gianotti and a bunch of questions, Eve and Dave got to testing around. For now they refrained from adding more special lube to her ass, scared that it might interfere with the established portal.

They figured that it must be a portal since they just communicated with a professor at Cern. They kept their focus on establishing a stable communication with the other end of the portal to discuss further tests.

First, Dave prepared a second piece of paper and sealed it into the same flask in which the original message arrived, using the rubber stopper.

Eve bent over her work surface again and spread her asscheeks. This time her ass was not lubed at all which made the insertion of the sizeable flask very difficult and painful. Eventually, the flask was entirely in Eve's ass but Dave kept pushing. If the message arrived when she had to take a shit he needed to put the flask quite deep inside.

Eve groaned painfully as the glass object slowly moved deeper and deeper inside her bowels.

Dave's middle finger was now barely able to touch the flask and it still didn't disappear. By now they realized that they didn't have a plan B if the flask got stuck in her ass and the portal didn't teleport it to Switzerland. After a few minutes, the flask was still deeply lodged in Eve's asshole.

After a heated argument between the couple, Dave grabbed some of the prototype lube and spread it on her anal rim. Of course, it did nothing to ease the pain and discomfort from the flask stretching her abused poop chute.

Like last time, Eve felt a warming tingling sensation set in and after another few unpleasant minutes, she felt that the flask was gone. She was not sure if they even opened the same portal again or if their message for Dr. Gianotti ended up somewhere completely different.

Eve and Dave waited impatiently for something to happen in Eve's asshole. For another 15 minutes, there happened exactly nothing. Eve was just positioning her upper body upright when something happened.

Eve first felt the overwhelming sensation to have to take a shit, then a small bump appeared on her lower stomach.

"AAAARGGHHH! How big is the thing that they're trying to push through me? Jesus Christ!!", Eve screamed and fell to her knees.

Within seconds a beige telephone receiver appeared from her sphincter and eventually fell onto the hard floor of the lab. The coiled cable was still snaking its way into her ass and presumably to the other side of the portal, meaning Switzerland.

Dave picked up the receiver and moved it up to his ear.

"H-Hello?", he asked uneasily.

"Hello! This is Miss Lindberg Warakaulle, who am I talking to? This is the first interdimensional communication except for the pieces of paper we exchanged. This is so exciting!", said the other voice.

"I'm Dave Schwarz and I'm here with my colleague Eve Wanger. Is it true that you're in Cern Switzerland? We're in Waxahachie Texas."

"Holy hell! That's over 8000km away! How were you able to produce a magnetic field so strong and stable to materialize a portal like this? The SSC hasn't been operational in a very long time."

"My colleague here was trying to create an anal lubricant using low-level radiation and in the process, she must have entangled a few Σ particles with Higgs Boson particles resulting in the hyper converging of multi-scaffolded dimensions. That's the only plausible explanation we have until now."

"Anal lubricant you say, that might explain the phallus we encountered on our side earlier. Can I talk to your colleague Mrs. Wanger?"

"I'll hand over the receiver."

Dave pulled a good few feet of cable from Eve's ass before passing the receiver to her shaking hand.

Eve talked for a good while with the professors at Cern. Eventually, they put 1 and 1 together and figured out that they shoved a telephone receiver and a large Florence flask through her ass.

They excused themselves profusely but also made clear that for further research there will need to be more tests and potentially even bigger objects that need to pass through her anal rim.

A few minutes later the effect of the lube wore off and the portal closed. The cable of the telephone got severed in the process and slid out of Eve's ass like a loose piece of rope.

It's a few weeks later and Dave, Eve, and the researchers at Cern have made a breakthrough in research. The first few days, Eve and Dave spent reconstructing the process of creating the quantum entangled anal lube before being able to conduct further tests.

After the first few tests, Cern reported via video conference that they started finding human a anal toy and cum residue around their end of the portal.

Eve and Dave were truly embarrassed and switched topics to report that they were taking steps to prolong the duration of the lube.

After another month they figured out how to create the lube so the effect lasts for days at a time. Cern reported around the same time that they managed to recreate the anal lube with particles from Chernobyl but they could not get around the fact that at least one side of the portals must be applied to a human orifice. The researchers weren't sure why that was but for now, it didn't matter.

They got offers from a startup that wanted to bring this technology to market, selling their discovery as a combo package, lube, and postcard to send to your loved one just in time for Valentine's Day.

Money had been tight for furthering quantum entanglement to the research team at Cern and the team in Texas agreed that they could fund further research with the profit of those weird gift cards.

Eve's asshole was now depicted in quite a few whitepapers, notably the one where they first demonstrated the technology of being able to create portals in somebody's asshole and then a few others where they explain how they sent items, messages, and even small creatures through her ass to Europe.