Let's go check it out!

Throwing all caution to the wind, you decide to dash into the woods and check it out.

Leaving the trail for the first time, you realize that despite spending probably an entire day walking through the woods on a trail, not once have you actually left the path and explored the forests.

You are a fucking single minded creature.

The forest line is thick yet not unmanageable. You are walking through a Temperate forest, commonly found in your old world areas of North America, Europe and Northern Asia. Of course you have no idea what type of forest this is, nor would you ever fucking care. Large trees wide enough to hide behind grow everywhere, apparently unchopped by what you can only imagine as scantily clad women with axes.

Ooohhh wait. Axes? No, fuck sounds dangerous, you don't want that. You shake your head to get the thought out of it.

Thick green plants further hinder your progress as you push forwards. You see a small clearing up ahead, followed by a loud

"HEEEEELLPPPPPP!"

As you reach the edge of the forest line, hiding behind a tree, you realize just what you are looking at.