Ross answers for me

Before I have time to think the question over, Ross says, “There’s nothing to admit! It’s so obvious that he’s been staring at my wife’s big tits.”

Yup Ross must be drunk. This is the most he’s talked about his wife’s body or their sex life like that in front of his friends. He’s usually pretty protective of her. At his wedding, he got pissed at one of his groomsman when he whistled at Rachel when he saw her in her form fitting white wedding dress for the first time.

Phoebe says, “I can’t blame Chandler. Even I’ve been staring. You are showing an **** amount of cleavage. Usually you’re much more modest than this.”

Rachel sits up and checks out her cleavage. “Yeah you’re right: usually I could cover this shirt with a jacket or something. But you guys are friends, I’m comfortable enough around you. And Ross really likes me in this shirt, and suggested I wear it tonight. He never gives me suggestions on my clothes, so I figured it was a special night.”

“A night without the kids is a very special night,” Monica says. “It feels so nice just to relax and do nothing.” She snuggles her head against my shoulder.

“That’s not the special night she meant,” Joey says, and looks Rachel up and down. “You packed lingerie, and Ross wanted you in a tight sexy shirt. You two are definitely having loud sex tonight.”

Rachel laughs a takes a sip of her drink, “It depends how drunk I get. Usually it’s Ross who is more vocal.”

“Oooo, I’m intrigued,” Phoebe says looking at Ross. “Are you a dirty talker?”

“A little,” he replies. “But I more like to take control and give directions.”

“Oh so I’m going to hear a sexual drill instructor through the wall tonight?” Phoebe asks, then lowers her voice to imitate Ross, “Get down on your knees. Suck this dick, bitch.”

“Oh no no no NO!” Rachel interrupts. “He does not call me that word. One time he made the mistake of saying I was “acting like a bitch. And it became a huge fight.”

Ross corrects Phoebe, “I’m very respectful to my wife. In the bedroom, I take very firm control and am assertive, but I am respectful.”

Monica shifts in her seat. “That sounds pretty hot. I’m not going to lie. I like when a man takes control during sex.”

“I like when a woman takes control,” Joey counters. “Maybe that’s why I married Phoebe. She knows what she likes, and she knows what I like.”

Rachel fans herself, “I think I’m going to head to bed, before y'all find out anything more about my sex life.”

“Thank you for answering my question,” Phoebe says. “I’m probably going to bed too. If I drink anymore, I’m going to regret it.”

Monica looks at me, “Do you mind if I go to bed? My head is spinning a little bit. I promise I’ll make it up to you tomorrow night.” She gives me a deep sensual kiss that leaves me wanting more.

I watch the three women walk back to the house. I turn to the group, and ask, “What do you guys want to do now that the ladies are gone?”

Ross shakes the bottle of whiskey, “Get drunker. Duh.”