The pizza girl.

“It's me ya bitch.” A sexy voice you instantly recognize calls out. Opening the door you see the sexy pizza girl, now wearing a pair of cutoff jean shorts, a loose white t-shirt with a pink cat on the front that is short enough to show off her pierced navel, and a pair of white tennis shoes with white knee high socks. Her hair is still pulled back in a ponytail but a few strands hang out to frame her cute face. She is carrying a twelve pack of beer in one hand and a dvd in the other. When you have the door open she says, “I see you are still in just your undies.”

“Meeh, why not?” You fire back cutely, leaning on the edge of the door.

“Ok here is the deal. I am not a lesbian, so I don't know why I am here. But I brought a movie and some beer all the same if you want some company.”

“Sure come in.” You answer pulling the door open all the way, forgetting that you are still holding the gun.

“Whoa shit is that real?”

“Oh this? Ya it is sorry. Ya never know right?” You ask walking over and setting the gun on top of the television.

She follows you in and shuts the door. Walking directly to the tv she opens the drawer in the dvd player, puts in the movie, then picks up the gun. “Are you a good shot?”

Considering you haven't even fired the little revolver you just answer, “Actually I haven't even shot that gun yet.”

“Oh I see. Probably should practice with it then.” She sets it back down and turns around. You have returned to your place on the bed and pat the mattress to your left as she turns. She sticks the beer in the little fridge, being **** to rip it open to get it all to fit, grabs two beers, and walks around the bed plopping down on her sexy butt beside you. “No funny stuff.” She says with a grin and hands you a beer.

Taking a big gulp you hand her a slice of pizza and start the movie. The movie opens with a nubile girl with massive breasts getting bit on the neck by an equally impressive vampire chick. She sucks her blood then sucks her nipples, then drops down and begins to munch her moist slit. “Nice movie. A list celeb's right?” You laugh.

“What ever, I heard it was good.” She punches you in the shoulder, “Just watch the movie.” Clinking her can with yours she adds, “Cheers.”

The two of you watch the lesbian soft core vampire porn movie, drink beer, and chat about nothing for an hour and a half till the credits roll. Several times you earn a punch for the answer of a question. All of which you answer truthfully, but she doesn't believe you yelling, “Shut up, no you are not.” Or something similar and hitting you on the arm. The first is when you tell her you are homeless. The second when you tell her you don't have a job. The third when she asks you about being a lesbian and you tell her that you are actually a man trapped in a woman's body. Of course that final time she almost pounces on you and says, “No way! There is no way you have a dick. If you do I want to see it right now.” She yanks down your panties only to find your pretty little shaved pussy complete with pierced clit. “Wow, you don't have an stubble at all.” She actually pets around your pussy softly at that point. “So soft. What do you use?”

“I don't know. I just took a bath before you got here.”

“God you lucky slut. My skin is always like a damned snake. Here feel.” You rub her bare stomach rather than her offered arm. “Nice.” She laughs.

“You feel pretty nice to me.” You say looking into her sparkling eyes. Leaning in to give her a kiss, she stops you with her hand by slapping you, not extremely hard, but enough to get your attention.

“I don't think so. Find something else on tv.” She laughs and leaps out of the bed. She gets you both your fourth beers but doesn't return to the bed till you have found another bad movie on cable to watch. You have no idea what it is called, but a team of ex whatever are in the jungle trying to rescue some hostage. “Ooh I like this one.” She says as you hit the show, and hops back on the bed spilling a little beer on your shirt as she does.

“Real nice.” You say laughing.

“What ever slut, you are just looking for an excuse to get naked. You already showed me your pussy. I can't believe you have a pierced clit. What are you some kind of porn star or stripper or something? No your tits aren't big enough for that.” She receives a tossed pillow for that comment, which she blocks deftly. “So lets see them already, you know you want to. Change out of that beer soaked rag.”

“Fine. I will.” You say and yank off your shirt.

“It figures your tits are pierced. So what do you do really?” She says plopping down beside you.

Your first answer, the truth, got you hurt, but you have no real idea of a good lie either. When you picked up the dress you were thinking of sort of a rocker slut costume, so you go ahead and say, “I am a singer, but not a good one.” Then you add, “And I really am broke, I know I have a cool car but unless I get some money I won't have it in a month.”

“Really a singer. Sing something for me.”

'Woops.' You think immediately. But she insists, yanking your arm. Sitting there, bare chested, with a sexy girl that really seems to be into you, she gets you to give in and before you know it you are belting out a, what you think is a bad, rendition of an old Nirvana song. But to your surprise she doesn't stop you, slap you, or anything else till without even realizing what you are doing you sing the whole damned song. As you finish you are shocked at the reaction. A moment of silence lingers between the two of you, then suddenly she leans in and gives you a passionate kiss. Her similarly pierced tongue invading your mouth, one of her hands finding your tits, while the other holds your head, her fingers tangling in your hair. Finally at least a full ten minutes later, she breaks off the kiss, a line of saliva still connecting your tongues as she pulls back. “Oh my god you are so amazing. How are you not famous?” She asks, and you realize at some point during the kiss one of you pulled off her shirt, her perky breasts standing at attention, nipples nice and hard.

“Did you really like it?” You ask, pulling her back down and rolling over on the bed till she is under you.

Her answer surprises you quite a bit. She simply asks, “Can I stick my finger up your ass?”