Chased.

"I can't believe all the shit I've done and I'm getting chased by the cops for being naked!" Jack growled as she ran.

Miranda rolled her eyes but kept up the pace. They had covered a good distance but behind them they could hear the skycar and saw the lights searching for them.

"If my kids find out about this they will never fucking listen to me again!" Jack huffed.

"Oh yes I'm sure you will be the end of all jokes at the academy."

"Shit like this will get me fired!"

Miranda stopped and took a breath by a tree. "They know your record. If the dozen murders didn't effect them then I doubt public indecency will."

Jack leaned against the tree. "This is a fucking nightmare of a day."

"Agreed." Miranda sighed. Married to Jack. Fresh tattoo of her new wife on her ass. Clothes stolen. And now a police pursuit. She will make Kasumi pay.

"Shit." Jack saw some of the lights in their sky. She grabbed Mirandas hand and they took off.

Still hand in hand.

"Jack? Miranda?" Shepard yelled as she came in.

"That was more complicated than I anticipated." Liara knew the lock was good but someone had added more to it.

"I don't see any bodies." Shepard noted. "But it looks like a hurricane went through here."

Liara saw that too, but it wasn't random. Everything was turned over as if someone was looking for something. "Odd. Were they looking for my cameras?"

They looked around and Shepard ended up in the bedroom. She saw the sheets were a mess but no couple. Then she saw the lack of clothes anywhere.

It finally clicked when she saw the note Kasumi left. "Really Kasumi?"

"What?" Liara came in.

"I think I know who took out your bugs."

"She stole their clothes too?" Liara read it.

"Left them something and they took off looking for something to wear."

"I will get my feeds up. To see of I can locate them." Liara pulled up her holo bit was chuckling slightly. The image of those two running around near naked was a funny one.

Then she found the police scanner she had going off.

"REPORT. TWO FEMALES IN THE PARK. SUSPECTS ARE COMPLETELY NAKED. REPEAT. TWO FEMALE STREAKERS IN THE PARK."

"They are going to kill Kasumi." Shepard sighed. "Come on lets see of we can get to them before the cops."

Kasumi was hot on their trail. Their naked bodies running with the occasional shot of the bright lights on their bare skin really sold the show.

THE NAKED ADVENTURES OF THE NEWLY WEDS!