Country, of course

Two miles down the road, there it was, "Ride 'em Willy's" and the parking lot was pretty full for this time of night. After parking, you walk up and David gets the door. "After you, Pat." You both head straight to the bar and order your drinks. While you wait, you both turn with an elbow leaning on the bar to survey the crowd. Nothing in particular jumps out at you.

As soon as your drinks arrive, you down your whiskey and water in one gulp. "Easy Boy!". David admonishes. "The first one of these", as you order another, "tastes like poison. But after that, they're delicious." you explain.

Just then the door opens and two pretty babes, dressed to the nines, enter and head to a table and sit down. David wasted no time getting on his horse to make his way over to them and you followed but on your way you noticed that these chicks were not particularly happy with each other. David must have noticed, as well, and he right away escorted the redhead to the dance floor, leaving the brunette and you at the table. "May I join you?", you play the Mr. Polite card. "Please do." She answered. "I'm Tammy." "I'm Pat." The introductions went.

Tammy right away said, "Karen and I are lesbians." "S, s, so am I." You smiled back stuttering. "Ah,ha,ha,ha," she laughed, "you're funny!" Well, as everyone knows, on page one of the female bar fly play book, it is explained in detail that guys who do not dance do not get laid, you thought extending your open left hand while the band struck a lively tune. Tammy smiled up at you while placing her left hand in yours and quickly rising from her chair.

After dancing to several songs you return to the table and signal the waitress for another round. Tammy opened up, "Karen and I are breaking up and tonight we went out specifically to get picked up by guys in order to piss each other off more and cement our break up." "Happy to oblige. Ma'am." You reply causing her to laugh again.

Tammy then announces, "Let's get out of here." "OK", you agree. David's fine on his own. Out the door and she asks, "Your place or mine?" "Yours, David will use mine. No use creating a crowd." "Okay", she laughed as she kissed you before entering her car.