Enter the Silly House

Vanessa stepped through the door, her jaw dropped when she saw what was inside. It was normal living room, only it was covered with neon colors. The furniture was all a different neon color, making it look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Everything about the place seemed odd and stupid. Some paintings on the walls were hung upside down. A table in the middle had it's legs removed and dangled off four chains attached to the ceiling. The sofas looked inside out, still sporting the same neon theme but instead of soft fabric it was the rough side that displayed.

"And just what are you doing here?"

Vanessa nearly jumped out of her skin, she had been too distracted by the house to realise someone was stood at the other side of the room. A woman stood at the doorway wearing nothing by a bright green apron that wrapped around her chubby and curvaceous figure. Her brown hair had been tied into a messy bun. "I...I saw the sign, came to the silly house and took the free option." Vanessa's hypnosis spoke for her.

The woman raised an eyebrow, seemingly disappointed. "I really wish they'd stop letting people come in for free. You'll pay us back in some way!" The woman politely informed Vanessa with a passive-aggressive tone. "Okay I will." Vanessa was **** to respond with. She was outraged by this woman's attitude, the lack of outfit alone bothered her. She was unable to do anything other than explore this strange place as instructed by the receptionist...