Hammer Time!!!

Lucy ( inner monologue): “I was a little worried when this guy dragged me off , but if this ain't the dumbest goblin! Most people see a sword break they change tactic, but this mook is on his fifth! Not that I mind I don't have the same connection with this hammer as the last one... Ok Lucy! Can't get distracted gotta send out that magic.”

I can feel my mana leave me flowing threw the air. With my first hammer it had been as natural as grabbing a arm, this new one was strange to me and a horde of hollering goblins wasn't helping. … Dammit, missed again! Guess the Forge Master wasn't completely stupid, should have had more practice. Maybe if I scan the room first. Gotcha! Now then lets set up a little trick..... wait Mark! No that's...

All around the goblins waited with bated breath for the commander to breed the new woman, but all did was break their weapons on the shining hammer. Some of the bolder ones ignored tradition, fighting to get their favorite **** first. In all the ruckus no one noticed a winged woman in the shadows aiming a riffle, waiting for the right moment.

The Goblin Commander was frothing at the mouth as he started punching my hammer the Rune Armor granting him protection from stupid. The genius yelled “. Fuck this Hammer!” and started....

humping my baby! OH I am... this calls for a distinct responses the goblin looked at me in shock when the hammer and the Dwarf switched places.

He smirked as he towered over me waving his worm, likely trying to intimidate the female.

Not that he could.

Lucy: “ Sup Dickless!”

My fist went through the goblin's crotch erasing his manhood with a “CRUNCH!”

The Goblin Commander sank to the ground a pool of blood growing around him. I raised my blood covered fist as my Hammer flew in the air “ Who else wants the Lucy Special!”

Not one to lose momentum I charged the nearest goblin. As it wiped blood from it's face I dealt another Lucy special but the asshole grabbed my leg! One of the smart ones saw the opportunity and swung … his sword shattering on my Hammer as I fell from above.

I channeled my magic through the hammer, causing it to spin as the handle extended. The Hob Goblins started to gather the horde even as I wrapped my hands around my Hammer the flow of mana restoring it's true power.

I smiled of the Goblins roared each of us charging at the other. THIS is why I could never just stay at home making weapons for other to wield! I want the excitement, the adventure! Even if it meant bowing to those fucks at the guild I wanted this and my Mark horde be dammed!

I spin on my heels Gravity magic giving my hammer the weight of a car as it flew over the first wave of goblins and straight into a shocked Goblin knight crushing him. I ran to the Goblin Commander and grabbed my tool belt from his waist, mildly impressed that the fool wasn't dead. I got the controls for the armor working just in time for the first wave to reach me.

They got set on fire!

Marcella: “ You take the big ones!”

The succubus was yet another secret Mark had kept, at least this one had a nice ass. She fired spells into the horde buying me enough time to summon back ,my Hammer and get my Armor running. I wanted to kill the Commander but a Goblin Riders were coming.

This version of the Rune Armor was a rush job so I could wear it, but that was a plus right now.

Lucy: “ Throw me!”

The Armor hurled me at the riders catching one by complete surprise as a Hammer replaced his lungs.

Splat!!

Blood sprayed everywhere as I went from a danty one hundred Eighty pounds to ten times that turning rider and mount to paste.

I whirled the Hammer shattering the jaws of two dire wolves sending their riders flying.

The pack had caught on to my trick and kept their distance as they threw nets at me.... or where I was.

This time I had {Switch}ed with the Rune Armor and it wasn't bothered by nets. It opened fire as I flew off to get the leaders of the horde who were trying to get Marcella.

As I flew I saw a pillar of golden mana rise from where Marcella was

By the time I got their Marcella was.....