Onboard The UFO

Lauren continued to snore peacefully as she slept, completely unaware that she was no longer in her bath. A few minutes later, however, the little woman was awaken by a sudden, cold draft on her wet skin and a bright, white florescent light over head.

With a groan, Lauren sat up and blinked a few times, trying to get her eyes adjusted to the light. When she finally did, however, her eyes widened when she noticed several things.

Firstly, she was no longer in her warm bubble bath in her bathtub. She was now on a cold, examination table in what appeared to be some kind of operating room.

Second, she was surrounded by what looked like people dressed in various clothing, but at the same time... Weren't. At least, the last time she checked, humans didn't have cat-like eyes, two sets of ears, an orange with blue striped skin tone, or black and white striped hair. Nor did they stand nine feet tall.

Thirdly, as she looked down at herself, Lauren saw that she was sitting on the examination table with soap suds being the only thing covering her body. Otherwise, she was completely naked!

Lauren shrieked as she brought her legs to her chest, blushing furiously as she looked around in a wild panic. "Who are all of you?! What's going on?! Where am I?! Why am I here?! How long have I been here?!"

As Lauren looked around, she could overhear the strange, humanoid creatures conversing with one another in a language she didn't understand.

"Are you sure we got the right one?" One of the alien creatures, a male dressed as a researcher, asked.

"We couldn't have!" A male creature dressed in a black suit barked in bewilderment. "She doesn't look a thing like the adult Earth females in your field journals, Dr. Tal'Set!"

"Hmm..." A female creature dressed as a researcher, Dr. Tal'Set, began as she rubbed her chin with a eight digit hand. "That's quite peculiar. I was almost certain that I got it right. Perhaps she's still an infant? A child at most."

"I'll say." Another female, this one dressed as a nurse, muttered with a chuckle. "I mean, I knew humans were small, but this? The only things big on her are her buttocks and stomach!"

"A child?!" The male creature in the suit asked. "Our Queen asks you to bring an adult Earth woman to our planet - an adult Earth woman who was mentioned in the prophecy, I may add. And you actually bring a child onboard?! How do you screw up this badly?!"

"Does anyone here speak freaking English?!" Lauren barked fearfully, wanting answers. "Or at the very least, some form of Earth language?!"

At that moment, the doors to the examination room opened, causing the creatures to gasp as they kneeled before another creature; this one a female dressed in a regal pantsuit.

"Announcing Her Most Regal Highness," the suited male announced, "Queen Win'Shaw Vee'Snar Xenon Tal'Set XXI!"

The Queen stepped forward towards the examination table, looking Lauren up and down. The little woman gulped at the menacing look of this new arrival, shivering slightly.

The Queen gave a look before standing up again, turning to look at Dr. Tal'Set. "Doctor?" She said sternly, "May I speak with you in private..."

Dr. Tal'Set nodded as she followed the Queen out of the room, leaving Lauren with the other creatures.

Once in the corridor, The Queen turned to the doctor with a scowl. "Clare'Voy Sue'Dot Argon Tal'Set!" She hissed under her breath, "Is this some kind of joke to you?!"

"Now, Winny..."

"Don't you 'Winny' me!" Queen Win'Shaw interrupted, "I am your Queen!"

"And you are also my sister." Dr. Tal'Set pointed out.

"That is besides the point!" Queen Win'Shaw argued with a growl. "I specifically ordered you - I didn't even order you; I asked! I asked you to bring the chosen warrior to save our planet to Glarestrux. An adult woman from the planet Earth that bares the mark of the warrior. So why, in the name of the Ancient Ones, have you brought me some sort of child?!"

"And those were exactly what I put into my data banks." Dr. Tal'Set said, crossing her arms over her chest in thought. "I just don't know why the coordinates brought us to her."

"We are going to return this child right now!" Queen Win'Shaw muttered, glaring at her sister. "And when we get back to Glarestrux, you are in so much trouble!"

"What are you going to do? Ground me?" Dr. Tal'Set challenged, "You may be Queen, but you're not Mom. Plus, I'm 29,087,964 years old. I'm not a child anymore!"

"That's it! When we land on Glarestrux, you are hereby banished for -"

"Dr. Tal'Set! Your Majesty!" A female voice called out from the examination room, causing the two sisters to stop fighting. "You must see this!"

Looking at each other briefly, the two sisters entered the room once more to see Lauren squirming upside-down in the grip of one of the nurses, the female creature holding the wiggling and swearing woman by her ankle. For some strange reason, all the other creatures were standing there in shock.

"I caught the little one here trying to escape while we spoke with one another." The nurse explained, "When I caught her, I noticed this!"

The nurse then turned Lauren around so that her massive, chubby butt was facing the Queen and the doctor before slapping a certain area on her right butt cheek, causing the posterior to jiggle wildly.

"Ouch! Stop that and put me down, you sideshow rejects!" Lauren screeched indignantly, face going red. As she looked over her shoulder, she could see the two female creatures staring slack jawed at her butt.

"Is that the..." Dr. Tal'Set trailed off.

"T-that's... That's the..." Queen Win'Shaw stammered.

"It's The Mark of The Warrior!" The nurse shouted excitedly, slapping Lauren on the birthmark on her right butt cheek once more. "Just as The Prophecy foretold!"