#BimboPride

Hayley strutted down the sidewalk. She hummed to herself and blew bubbles. She checked the time on her phone then summoned an Uber.

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Jeremy answered his door. Hayley Lu Richardson was standing there looking a bit confused and smacking on her bubble gum. "Yes?" he asked.

"Are you the life coach to the stars?" she asked, still confused.

"Yes, may I ask how you found me?"

"Um, I don't know. I just seemed to know your address and what you did. Jeremy right?"

"Yes, come on in."

Hayley Lu walked in and looked around. "It's not like a nice place for someone who's like celebrity life coach."

"I'm transitioning to a nicer place," said Jeremy. "Have a seat." He waited for Hayley Lu to sit.

"I'm like not sure why I'm here," said Hayley Lu. "It's like totally weird. I just feel like I should be here."

"Well, let me start off by saying how much I love your hair, and how sexy you look in that outfit."

"Oh my god! Thank you so much!" Hayley Lu looked at Jeremy differently after the compliment. She started to toy with her hair and crossed her legs then dangled her foot.

"You look like a bimbo."

"A bimbo?" Hayley Lu looked shocked and a little bit hurt.

"I mean that as a compliment," said Jeremy. "It's a term women need to be proud of...to take back."

"Take back?"

"Yes, you're hot, and if I'm not wrong, you'd love a good spanking before sex."

Hayley Lu giggled and nodded.

"So embrace it. You're not the smartest actress around, and there's nothing wrong with that. I have an idea."

A few minutes later, Jeremy held Hayley Lu's camera and a paper with a script on it beneath it. "Action!" He hit record.

"Hi guys, it's me, and I'm here to tell you I'm changing my name. Hayley is so totally boring, so from now on, I'm going by Bambi Lu. I'm Bambi Lu Richardson, and I'm a proud bimbo! It's time to take that word back! So I'm not that smart, but I'm sexy, friendly, and sexually promiscuous. In the spirit and tradition of Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy and in solidarity with fellow bimbos the Kardashians and Jenners, I hereby announce I'm a proud bimbo! Support me with #BimboPride!"

Jeremy stopped recording. He took photos of Hayley Lu blowing bubbles, turning around looking over her shoulder with her butt sticking forward, and on her knees looking up and Hayley posted them on Twitter and Instagram with the #BimboPride tag.

"Oh my god! I'm like so totally horny now! Will you spank and fuck me?"